Interested in Fine Press? See our latest arrivals

The Quotable Ogden Nash

By Brian Hoey. Aug 19, 2015. 9:00 AM.

Topics: Poetry

“How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.” -Ogden Nash

Truly, Ogden Nash's humor is still alive and well. A look at both his written verse and some of his off-handed remarks is delightful, and it proves just how impeccable his wit and timing continue to be.

46491It is, perhaps, fitting that one of Ogden Nash’s middle-era poems was titled "Portrait of the Artist as a Prematurely Old Man." Where James Joyce (whose A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (1916) Nash’s title pays homage to) began his career with the dour naturism of Dubliners (1914) before eventually landing on the lighthearted, pun-driven language experiment of Finnegans Wake (1939), Nash skipped right to the latter. In so doing, he established himself as one of America’s most beloved producers of light verse and one our most reliable fonts of jocular wit and wisdom. Though his most well known rhyme may be “Candy/Is Dandy/But liquor/Is Quicker,” the much-loved poet is far from a one hit wonder.

If Nash can be said to have had a forte, it must have been picking the right word for any given job, even when that word didn’t quite exist yet. Where Dorothy Parker, for instance, asserted “Men seldom make passes/At girls who wear glasses,” Nash’s retort was “A girl who is bespectacled/She may not get her nectacled.” In a similar vein, he noted on the occasion of his moving back to his home city of Baltimore, “I could have loved New York had I not loved Balti-more." Even confined by the strictures of words that actually exist, Nash was more than capable of wringing a smile or a laugh out of his audience. In 1942’s Good Intentions he remarks, “Some primal termite knocked on wood/And tasted it, and found it good!/And that is why your Cousin May/Fell through the parlor floor today.” And in A Penny Saved is Impossible, he notes, “The further through life I drift/The more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.”

While Nash professed himself to have thought largely in rhymes since childhood, some of his most pointed statements needed no versification. “A door,” he remarked, for instance, “is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.” He also queried, “Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?” Equally well-known and quotable are his offhand remarks: "Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long" and "People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

17578In such a large oeuvre as Nash’s (1945's The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash is a veritable treasure-trove), it can be hard to narrow down a definite group of the finest moments. If one were to attempt such a feat, however, one might find the inclusion of "Song of the Open Road" to prove irresistible. A parody of Joyce Kilmer’s "Trees" (“I think that I shall never see/A poem as lovely as a tree”), it proceeds thusly: “I think that I shall never see/A billboard lovely as a tree./Indeed, unless the billboards fall,/I'll never see a tree at all.” It may not be Nash’s best remembered verse, but it is an acute reminder of all that which keeps Ogden Nash alive and well in our collective imagination: his playfulness with meter and rhyme, tempered by a wit that drew from the absurdities of poetry and modern life alike.  

Browse All Poetry

Brian Hoey
Writer and all around book nerd, Brian puts his English degree to good use turning words into magic. A great lover of beer, baseball, and books, he can write on Baltic Porter and Katherine Anne Porter with equal ease.

 

comments powered by Disqus

 

About this blog

How can I identify a first edition? Where do I learn about caring for books? How should I start collecting? Hear from librarians about amazing collections, learn about historic bindings or printing techniques, get to know other collectors. Whether you are just starting or looking for expert advice, chances are, you'll find something of interest on blogis librorum.

Get blog notifications per email:

Download the James Bond Dossier

Recent Posts

Book Glossary
Get your free Guide to Book Care

Blog Archive

> see older posts
A Guide to Historic Libraries Part I